Best mate at the club?
Nathan Doyle came to the club a year after I joined and we are room-mates when we have away games. He has to get the supplies in for away trips and he does a good job with that, so he is alright.
Last to buy dinner?
Stephen O’Donnell. When we went on tour to Portugal he was moaning about a €3 taxi fare.
The FIFA king?
Pelly Ruddock or Mark O’Brien, although I’m not sure as I don’t play it myself.
Worst dressed?
Stephen O’Donnell again. He has been coming in wearing terrible tartan t-shirts and tracksuit bottoms that are four sizes too big for him. We see mustard-coloured jumpers, he has worn some rascal gear lately.
Dressing room DJ?
Jonathan Smith. It is all house music that just goes ‘bang, bang, bang’ but it gets him up for games. He needs to start changing it up as he is currently playing the same mix all the time.
Most skilful?
Danny Green, who we recently signed from MK Dons. He has a few tricks up his sleeve and has looked good.
Late for training?
Usually it is Craig Mackail-Smith and Paddy McCourt. Both of them are good for a couple of fines a week.
Teacher’s pet?
Definitely Paul Benson. We call him John Still’s son-in-law and he is never too far away from the gaffer.
Best/worst cook?
The worst cook is probably Mark O’Brien and I have to live with the bloke! He puts some rascal dinners on the table for me, which is not good. The best is probably Paddy McCourt, because he tells us about dinners that he dishes up for the missus and kids.
First on the dance floor?
Easy: Pelly Ruddock. He loves a little grind. I also have a video of Steve O’Donnell from when we went out with the lads recently and he had some terrible moves as well.
Most likely to disgrace themselves at the Christmas party?
Ryan Hall is just an all-round wrong’un. He thinks he is a bit of a lad. He talks a good game but he always fails. I don’t disgrace myself at parties. I’m normally the one propping up the bar. You wouldn’t find me anywhere near the dance floor.
Worst tattoo?
Luke Wilkinson has three stars on his forearm and he doesn’t know what they stand for. He has been trying to cover them up of late. Personally I don’t have any. I have two little girls and was thinking of getting their names on me but it doesn’t really appeal.
Never puts their phone down?
Josh McQuoid is always on his phone. Every time you see him he has his phone in his hand. He is always grafting and chasing the women thinking he is a ladies’ man.
Partial to a sunbed?
Danny Green batters them. He has at least three a week. But Paul Benson has an all-year round tan. He keeps telling us it is natural but the lads are not convinced. We reckon he gets a couple a week. I have never been near one. I’m whiter than a ghost.
Going to make the best manager?
Luke Guttridge talks a good game and is always trying to coach the lads. He seems to be getting into it.
