By Chris Dunlavy

Think deadline day is all helicopter rides, frantic negotiations and seat-of-the-pants shenanigans? Think again.
Like everyone else, Duncan Watmore spent years captivated by the yellow ticker on Sky Sports News, wondering how it would feel to be caught up in the madness.
This year, it finally happened. Though the striker’s move from Middlesbrough to Millwall was agreed two days earlier, protracted negotiations meant the deal wasn’t completed until the final hours of the window. So was it tense? Exciting?
“It’s actually pretty boring,” concedes Watmore. “There’s a lot of...